My dog thinks that she has superpowers, how do I cope?
Author: admin | Category: House-FluffingIt has been super windy here for the last few days and my dog is running mad around the house shooting off tiny lightnings every time she comes too close to a metal object. She is 10 lbs but has now fluffed out to be about 3 feet in diameter because of the static electricity.. The worst is when she sneaks up and shocks me… I tried dryer sheets and anti static strips, it just isn’t helping… Should I just stick her to the wall? dog?
Take her outside and let her run around the back yard a few hours, then pick her up and "fly her" over the dog house a few times. By that time the static will be gone and she’ll be ready for a nap.
DO NOT give her food from your plate. With all those sparks flying around, you don’t want her farting.
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March 14th, 2010 at 1:10 am
You should use her super powers for good, have her destroy any cat-super-villains in the universe.
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March 14th, 2010 at 1:20 am
LMAO
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March 14th, 2010 at 1:52 am
quit smoking..
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March 14th, 2010 at 3:35 am
Take a video and send it to the Planets Funnies Animals. That sounds hysterical to me. Who knows maybe you’ll win a T-shirt and a hundred bucks?
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March 14th, 2010 at 3:00 am
Use the PokeBall with trust young Ash!
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March 14th, 2010 at 3:42 am
I think your pup has found her calling. Charge her up and send her to attack your enemies.
Practice up on the evil laughter. Muwhahahahah
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March 14th, 2010 at 4:01 am
You can try getting her booties. preferably ones with non cloth feet. this will help with the build up, unless she is touching things with her body. The other option is to get a small humidifier. If you have that much static, your home is way too dry.
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March 14th, 2010 at 4:35 am
LOL LOL try rubbing conditioner on her fur… my bassett hound goes crazy too when its windy!!! he hates how the wind lifts his long ears..LOL LOL
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March 14th, 2010 at 5:20 am
lol
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March 14th, 2010 at 5:29 am
A new outfit is the answer to this, in a 70’s style. You know the sort of thing? Platform roller shoes, flared trousers with glittery piping, a dinky t-shirt with the no 8 on it or something random like that with lapels that stick out like wings. And a pair of oversized pointy shades.
Then take her to a tribute ABBA gig or just a seventies zone somewhere near you for a dig and a groove, get into the scene baby, yeah!
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March 14th, 2010 at 6:08 am
Give a dog a bad name hang him…..
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March 14th, 2010 at 6:37 am
Take her outside and let her run around the back yard a few hours, then pick her up and "fly her" over the dog house a few times. By that time the static will be gone and she’ll be ready for a nap.
DO NOT give her food from your plate. With all those sparks flying around, you don’t want her farting.
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March 14th, 2010 at 7:02 am
Get her a blue outfit with the letter "U" on the front, and a red cape.
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March 14th, 2010 at 7:25 am
Let her save the world only twice a week. The rest of the week she can solve your personal issues.
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March 14th, 2010 at 7:48 am
Fluffy full of static and 3 feet in diameter. Can’t you see it . Salty is a morphing into the storm God Yahweh. The messiah is here! The church of B.O. has a new leader! Let us go Woof and run round panting in her image.
Actually it has just dawned on me what is going on here. Your dog is trying to impersonate a hamster in a bid to get more attention.
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March 14th, 2010 at 7:59 am
Hmm, I smell money in this ability. Breed her!
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March 14th, 2010 at 8:46 am
They are called clippers……..
And while you’re at it……………………..
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March 14th, 2010 at 9:23 am
Those little shocks hurt but salty is just showing all the love that she has for you…
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March 14th, 2010 at 10:09 am
Take her to Hollywood. You will make millions.
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March 14th, 2010 at 10:19 am
Attach a ground strap to her.
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